I have absolutely no clue what this is supposed to be.  

I have absolutely no clue what this is supposed to be.  

Cats generally hate me but I like them loads.  I used to look after this one who had this fun morning routine where he’d wake me up at 5:30am so I could feed him then he’d put his arsehole in my face and yawn right into my mouth.  I miss him.  

Cats generally hate me but I like them loads.  I used to look after this one who had this fun morning routine where he’d wake me up at 5:30am so I could feed him then he’d put his arsehole in my face and yawn right into my mouth.  I miss him.  

WELL…Which one is it? 

WELL…Which one is it? 

A serious dilemma.

A serious dilemma.

Bloody NHS!

Bloody NHS!

Over heard (and saw) this in a lift the other day.  Lift means elevator in Great Britain language.  

Over heard (and saw) this in a lift the other day.  Lift means elevator in Great Britain language.  

Coming soon to a devastatingly bleak family Christmas near you…the new game no-one’s playing!  

Coming soon to a devastatingly bleak family Christmas near you…the new game no-one’s playing!  

Sometimes you start drawing a man’s face and then tentacles happen because no-one picked you for sports teams at school so you grew up to be a weirdo.   

Sometimes you start drawing a man’s face and then tentacles happen because no-one picked you for sports teams at school so you grew up to be a weirdo.   

Little poem about handwriting.  By the way if you’re a detective reading this this is not my handwriting.  

Little poem about handwriting.  By the way if you’re a detective reading this this is not my handwriting.  

Drew this from one of Shoji Ohtomo’s Kaiju cross sections.  It did not come from my own excellent head.  

Drew this from one of Shoji Ohtomo’s Kaiju cross sections.  It did not come from my own excellent head.